I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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