Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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