READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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