Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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