Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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