wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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