I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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