I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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