I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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