people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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