You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Do vagina's smell?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Randomize
