i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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