so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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