You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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