He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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