I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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