New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He better not be in your backpack
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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