Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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