Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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