Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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