What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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