Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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