rhymes with "ouble enetration"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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