since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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