You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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