I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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