if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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