if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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