? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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