So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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