Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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