Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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