a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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