Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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