Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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