But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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