this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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