It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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