When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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