Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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