so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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