This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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