Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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