I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
that is very illegal...i love you.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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