Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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