I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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