Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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