I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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