chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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