i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
barbara walters just said penis...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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