I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Randomize
