proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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