This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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