break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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