I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.