you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...